I've spent two years in prison relaying stories sent by letters to a blogger about my crimes, arrests, and life in four Florida prisons, the Pinellas County Jail, juvenile detention and drug rehab. I'm sending a message to others not to make the same mistakes I did.


Sunday, August 9, 2009

Menu of jail commissary items

Here's a picture of part of the Pinellas County Detention Facility North and Central Menu. It looks like one of those standardized tests where you color in a circle. (Circles are numbered 1 - 10 and there's also a number 15 - the quantity of each item ordered.)

Each inmate is supplied with basic cheap stuff such as toothpaste and soap.


The items on this menu are things an inmate can buy with any money they have in their commissary account (supplied by friends and/or family by moneyorder). Inmates can place their orders twice a week.

The list is interesting in and of itself.

4 oz Balsam Shampoo.......................................$1.00
4 oz Balsam Conditioner....................................$1.00
Blue Magic Berg. Cond......................................$1.99
Pro Glo Gel Pomade....................................,......$2.50
Men A/P Sport Talc 3 oz.....................................$3.10
Womens Speed Stick.........................................$2.75
4 oz Baby Powder...............................................$1.25
4 oz Skin Care Lotion.........................................$1.24
Skin Care Lotion 15 oz.......................................$2.40
Cocoa Butter Lotion 15 oz..................................$2.40
Noxema 2.5 oz.....................................................$3.00
Hydrocortisone Cream........................................$2.25
Tolnafate Antifungal Crea...................................$2.99
Chapstick.............................................................$1.35
Magic Cream Shave Depilat..............................$2.92
Brushless Shave Cream 4.7...............................$2.52
Max Body Shampoo 15 oz..................................$2.75
Max Body Conditioner 15 oz...............................$2.75
Dandruff Shampoo 15 oz.....................................$3.35
Next 1 Cocoa Butter Bar......................................$0.85
Ivory Soap 3.1 oz..................................................$0.95
Next 1 Sports Bar.................................................$0.95
Cool Wave Toothpaste........................................$1.65
Soap Dish.............................................................$0.95
6 oz Mouthwash Mint (Non-A .............................$1.29
3 oz Colgate Toothpaste.....................................$2.06
Tek Med. Toothbrush...........................................$0.99
APAP (Like X Stgth Tyl) 2pk...............................$0.49
White Toothbrush Caps.......................................$0.25
Iprin (Like Advil) 2 pk...........................................$0.49
Ex_Lax 6 Count....................................................$2.50
Tums 3 Roll Pack.................................................$2.25
Hemorrhoidal Oint 2 oz........................................$4.25
Effergrip Delete Stay Denture Adhesive...........$3.79
Triple Antibotic Ointment.....................................$2.75
Halls Cough Drops...............................................$1.25
Optopics Tetra. Eye Drop...................................$3.00
Saline Solution 12 oz...........................................$2.94
Contact Lens Case..............................................$2.75
Tampons 1Box.....................................................$4.79
Cotton Swabs 90 Ct Box.....................................$0.99
7 inch comb...........................................................$0.75
Hairbrush W/O Handle.........................................$1.58
Foam Rollers Med................................................$2.00
Foam Rollers Lrg..................................................$3.00
Large Stamped Envelope...................................$0.60
Manilla Envelope..................................................$0.28
12.5 X 15.5 White Envelope...............................$1.00
6.5 X 9.5 Envelope..............................................$0.25
Wireless Notebook..............................................$1.40
Book of Ten Stamps............................................$4.20
Small Address Book...........................................$1.00
8.5 X 11 Letter Pad Wht.....................................$1.25
Sketch Pad 8.5 X 11 White................................$1.40
#2 Pencil.............................................................$0.20
Colored Pencils 12/Box.....................................$3.19
Pocket Dictionary...............................................$3.50
Paper Mate Ball Med Black..............................$0.21
Birthday Card.....................................................$1.99
Juvenile Care......................................................$1.99
Sympathy Card...................................................$1.99
Get Well Card.....................................................$1.99
Friendship Card..................................................$1.99
Thank You Card..................................................$1.99
Seasonal Card....................................................$1.99
AA Ion Battery 2 Pk.............................................$1.25
Koss Headphones...............................................$5.50
2 Each AAA Battery............................................$1.25
Sony Clear AM/FM Radio W/Headphones......$25.99
Playing Cards......................................................$1.89
Pinochle Cards....................................................$1.89
Chess&Checker Combo....................................$6.75
Bowl W/Lid...........................................................$0.75
Spoon (Plastic)....................................................$0.05
S.S. Tasters Choice Coffe..................................$0.30
4 oz Keefe Coffee...............................................$3.50
3 oz FD Colombian Coffee................................$3.50
Nescafe Coffee 4 oz...........................................$3.85
10 Pk Salt............................................................$0.15
10 Pk Pepper......................................................$0.15
S.S. Hot Cocoa...................................................$0.35
Sugar Twin Packet..............................................$0.03
Sugar Packet Single...........................................$0.03
S.S. Creamer.......................................................$0.07
N/S SS Tea W/Lemon........................................$0.30
S.S. Orange Breakfast Dri.................................$0.30
S.S. Tea W/Lemon.............................................$0.30
S.S. Fruit Punch..................................................$0.30
S.S. Lemonade...................................................$0.30
Nestea W/Lemon 5.5 oz.....................................$1.30
18 oz Jar Orange Drink.......................................$2.89
19 oz Jar Tea W/Lemon......................................$3.00
Grape Drink Mix 19 oz.........................................$3.00
Peach Drink Mix 19 oz.........................................$3.00
Velveeta Mac & Cheese......................................$1.60
Velveeta Cheesy Rice..........................................$1.60
Spicy Velveeta Cheesy Rice...............................$0.99
Velveeta Cheesy Refried Beans.........................$0.99
Spicy Velveeta Cheesy Refried Beans...............$1.70
Spicy Velveeta Cheesy Ref Beans & Rice.........$1.70
Peanut Butter Creme Cookies..............................$1.30
Swiss Vanilla Creme Cookies..............................$0.69
Oreo Sandwich Cookies........................................$0.69
Vanilla Creme Cookies 6 oz..................................$1.30
Orange-Pineapple Cookies 6 o............................$1.30
Chocolate Chip Cookies 6 oz................................$1.30
Iced Oatmeal Cookies 6 oz....................................$1.30
Duplex Creme Cookies 6 oz..................................$1.30
Turkey Sausage.......................................................$1.90
Saltine Crackers.......................................................$0.75
Cheese/Peanut Butter Crac....................................$0.59
Cuban Crackers 3 oz...............................................$0.59
Strawberry Poptarts 2 pk.........................................$1.00
Banana Marshmallow Pie........................................$0.79
Chocolate Marshmallow Pie....................................$0.79
Iced Cinnamon Roll 4 oz...........................................$0.90
4.75 oz Jumbo Honeybun.........................................$0.95
Monster Honeybun....................................................$1.05
Strawberry Donuts....................................................$0.80
Bear Claw..................................................................$0.90
Chocolate Thunder Donuts 6 pk..............................$2.50
Rice Krispie Treats...................................................$0.65
M&M Plain..................................................................$0.99
M&M Peanut...............................................................$0.99
Almond Joy.................................................................$0.99
Baby Ruth...................................................................$0.99
Butterfinger.................................................................$0.99
Snickers Bar...............................................................$0.99
Milky Way Candy Bar.................................................$0.99
Payday........................................................................$0.99
Zero Bar......................................................................$0.99
Twix Bar......................................................................$0.99
Three Musketeer Bar..................................................$0.99
Reeses P/Butter Cup..................................................$0.99
Hershey's Chocolate Bar............................................$0.99
Hershey's W/Almonds.................................................$0.99
Nutrageous Bar...........................................................$0.99
Kit Kat..........................................................................$0.99
Skittles.........................................................................$0.99
Hershey's Kisses 3 oz................................................$0.99
Lemon Drops...............................................................$0.99
Red Licorice Twist.......................................................$0.99
Rootbeer Barrels.........................................................$0.99
Jolly Ranchers Asst 3.70.............................................$1.35
Atomic Fire Balls..........................................................$0.99
Sour Fruit Balls 4.25 oz...............................................$0.99
Dibgy Allstars 3.75 oz..................................................$0.90
Sugar Free Wild Fruit 1.7............................................$0.99
Tootsie Rolls.................................................................$0.99
Chicken Ramen Noodles..............................................$0.69
Shrimp Ramen Noodles...............................................$0.69
Beef Ramen Noodle.......................................................$0.69
Cajun Shrimp Ramen Noodle........................................$0.69
Texas Beef Ramen Noodle............................................$0.69
Chili Ramen Noodle........................................................$0.69
Oriental Ramen Noodle...................................................$0.69
Cajun Chicken Ramen.....................................................$0.69
Chicken/Mushroom Ramen.............................................$0.69
The Whole Shabang 1.5 oz.............................................$0.90
Potato Chips.....................................................................$0.90
BBQ Potato Chips............................................................$0.90
Pretzel 11 oz.....................................................................$2.39
Hot & Spicy Corn Chips...................................................$0.90
Hot Fries (Andy Capp).....................................................$0.90
C.A. Cheese Crunch 11 oz.............................................$2.25
CA Round Tortilla Chips...................................................$1.99
Hot&Spicy Chips...............................................................$0.90
Sour Cream Onion Chips.................................................$0.90
Hot Spicy Pork Rinds........................................................$0.90
Caramel Popcorn 3.53 oz.................................................$1.50
Keefe 10 oz Nacho Chips.................................................$2.29
C.A. BBQ Corn Chips 12 oz.............................................$2.29
FC Mackeral.......................................................................$1.89
FC Sardines in Oil..............................................................$1.89
FC Crabmeat......................................................................$2.00
BC Chicken.........................................................................$3.00
Tropical Blend.....................................................................$1.25
Onion Dip 3.5 oz.................................................................$1.21
Nacho Dip W/Jal 4 oz.........................................................$1.21
12 Pk Mayonnaise..............................................................$1.20
12 Pk Mustard.....................................................................$1.20
12 Pk Ketchup.....................................................................$1.20
Summer Sausage Hot 1.58 oz..........................................$0.99
Summer Sausage Pepperoni............................................$0.99
Whole Enchilada Party Mix 11 oz......................................$2.50
Granola Bar Choc Chip.......................................................$0.55
Grape Jelly 1 oz...................................................................$0.45
S.S. Peanut Butter................................................................$0.45
Creamy Peanut Butter 18 oz...............................................$2.99
Salsa Sqz Bottle 15.5 oz.....................................................$2.00
S.S. Cheddar Squeezers....................................................$0.89
S.S. Jalapeno Cheese Squeezer.......................................$0.89
Sharp Cheese Spread.........................................................$2.00
Strawberry Cereal Bar.........................................................$0.69
Spam.....................................................................................$1.89
Tortillas 6 Pk..........................................................................$1.50
Salted Peanuts......................................................................$0.65
Hot Hot Peanuts.....................................................................$0.65
Chicken Vienna Sausage.....................................................$2.25
Beef Stick Original.................................................................$1.25
Beef N Cheese.......................................................................$1.25
Beef N Cheese Hot................................................................$1.25
Summer Sausage..................................................................$2.25
Hot Beef Summer Sausage..................................................$2.25
Beef Salami...........................................................................$2.25
Fresh Catch Tuna 4.23 oz.....................................................$2.25

14 comments:

  1. These prices don't seem particularly outrageous. I'm not saying they're fair, considering the entire prison system buys in bulk for less than most smaller grocery chains. But some of this is ridiculous. A guard could easily grab 20 or 30 ketchups at a McDonald's and sell them in prison for $3.00. May not sound like much, but do this 40 or 50 time/wk, and now we're talking a nice supplement. If the state would allow me to run the commissary, I would make life comfortable for inmates (thus decreasing violence and helping people), make items available for 40% lower than these prices, and would become a millionaire in less than 3 months.

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  2. This is bullsh*t. I say give them three hots and a cot. Making jail "comfortable" is only going to produce ex-cons who don't mind going back to their "comfortable" jail for free room and board and cheap commisary items. The above list makes me sick. They shouldn't have candy and treats available to them at all and the prices are cheaper than most grocery stores. I say if they want M&M's and lotion and the state is going to make it available they should have to pay triple!!

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    1. Your an idiot, what kind of morn actually thinks people want to go to jail because they can buy ramen and candy bars at a "cheap" price. Maybe if your homeless the three meals a day and an indoor bed would be a reason to go to jail. But no one wants to be in jail. It's a terrible place to be unless your a murderer or rapist. Why deny them simple pleasures such as shampoo, candy bars and beef sticks. You aren't paying for it, they are. So why the hell should you care. And what store are you going to that charges more than this for any item... If you ask me maybe you should find somewhere else to shop dipshit.

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    2. three hots and a cot? wow someone really went wrong raising you obviously, just because these men have made a mistake as I'm sure your self righteous cock sucking ass has they should be treated as animals? Grow a pair of balls and have a little empathy for your fellow human beings..

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    3. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE WAS'NT NEG TALK WHEN CASEY ANOTHY WAS IN JAIL LIVING BIG WAS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. I agree with the previous replier! I think you're a dumb-ass!If you spent just a week in jail, let alone prison, you'd realize you can't wash your hair with what they give you!Try washing your hair with a small hotel-size soap and also use it to shower with and the towel is the size of a tea-towel for your hair and your body,brushing your teeth with the same toothpaste that also serves as GLUE to hold the photos we're allowed to have on the wall next to our bed!(if you can call it a bed!)Plus,you dont take into consideration that there is absolutely NO privacy-YOU go poop in front of a stranger!I understand that it's meant to be a punishment but there's a line between punishment and inhumane treatment!Especially if you're a woman!We NEED things men don't and they're not available to us!Think about it!I agree if you're a rapist or a child molester,let em suffer but the rest of us who are there for stupid mistakes or are sick from addictions,without commissary it's just cruel!I hope you get arrested and then maybe you can understand.I always said that if a judge or prosecuter spent a week in jail, they'd think twice about the time they so easily pass on to those of us who didn't do such bad things,although illegal, but not violent crimes! Just mistakes made while drunk or in a moment of passion!

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    5. I believe they should came at a convenient price for the inmates because it's not the inmates that pay for that product it's the families on the outside and it's tough enough for all of us on the outside to pay our bills so I believe it's convenient for them to sell things cheaper her people in jail it's not to make them comfortable cuz there's nothing about jail or prison that's comfortable I've been there I gotten that I don't do it anymore but it doesn't make it good for others and make bad decisions for themselves somewhere and some don't just the way it is in life

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  3. Make them pay triple?!? You're a stupid fucking waste of space shit stain on the mattress. Your parents should be buttfucked by a gorilla for raising a dumb fuck like you.

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  4. First of all, one of the main things that is important is to keep everyone safe in jail. We don't need a lot of pent up anger going on in there which would result if you denied them everything except 3 crappy, small, unhealthy meals a day and no activities. That would just promote violence from pent up anger and boredom and more medical bills for the tax payers. Come on people. Think long term goals here. Secondly, again, we are talking about people who will mostly be released back to society. Let's not try to harden them too much. One think I worry about this whole commissary thing is the "haves" and the "have nots". Seems it would cause fights from stealing and jealousy. They should be separated accordingly. Lastly, that commissary list sucks. What a bunch of unhealthy crap. How about nuts, dried fruit, granola bars, protein bars, Triscuits, etc. etc. Again, I'm going back to a healthy diet to reduce medical costs to the taxpayers.

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  5. I agree with just sayin lol

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  6. The state makes money off of the commissary. Go to jail and see how good u are so u don't lose ur comissary.. inmates pay for it and it can be taken away.. its supposed to be about rehabilitation not punishment

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    1. I just got released from prison and let me tell you that commissary is not good enough to make anyone go back and to the gentleman saying that the state is making it comfortable for inmates... Sir u obviously have no idea what its like so why even speak on it comfortable is the last word that comes to my mind when thinking of prison. Have a good day everyone.

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    2. jail and prison is NOT rehabilitation, although all those who have no relationship in any way to having spent time inside. It's simply a warehouse. The guards are on a power trip (ever see the movie "The Experiment"?)and they MUST feed us the barest of needed to survive only because if we die in their care, it looks bad!

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  7. For what ever this is worth,
    Jail is mostly about being held until found guilty, So until found guilty, Should an inmates life be Miserable an without commissary ?. Jail meals is blend not good, Jail meals is about just keeping an inmate alive as required, Add, Your locked up in a small over crowded room or cell without any privacy, When Your showering, All your body parts are exposed to everyone to see even to female guards, When on the toilet, Your exposed, Everyone can watch an see what your doing an yes, it's a inbearising moment. On clothes exchange day, your lined up standing in a long line totally nude waiting exposed to even the watching female guards,The stress lever is high, fights breakout an there's nowhere to duck, I was jailed 3 1/2 years, I had ineffective assistance of counsel, Here In Oroville calif 95965, Pubic defenders are assigned to more case's then they have time for. So no-contest plea bargains are pushed, It's more like being forced into one by the add exeter enhancements charges adding more years but they agree to drop them an reduce your incarceration time or and give time served with probation if you will plea out, If you refuse like in case, The next court appearance's was about to move it to another court date. until I took the officered plea bargain because it looked to be the way back home. In my case, no evident was found that supported my charges an there Surveillance report stated, Me & my trailer was never seen involved in any type of that activity I was charged with, My Public defenders never disclosed or pointed this out to me or to the court, He never fully discuss my case with me, All his visits was short, mainly about taking the no contest plea & stating our next court date. So during my stay in Jail, Should I had been denied commissary accesses ? What little commissary I could afford, I bought with the little bit of money I earned prior to my incarceration, & should I had been as miserable as possible during my incarceration time ? Add when I got released, I had lost most everything of value, My trailer was ram sacked & damage, If I hadn't made my last property and trailer payment that month, I would had lost my home an property by default of non-payment and only had the paper suit the jail gave me to leave in. Mark,

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