Even with Ted gone for 15 months, he still causes an occasional stir around the house!
Ted was arrested on October 30, 2008 (after just getting out of jail three days earlier from a four-month stay at the same jail). Ted’s stepfather, Doug, moved in on December 15, 2008.
Recently Doug noticed the fence in the backyard behind our shed was leaning outward due to a lot of junk pressing against it. He began to clean things out to keep the fence from falling down, one such object being an old toilet.
Recently Doug noticed the fence in the backyard behind our shed was leaning outward due to a lot of junk pressing against it. He began to clean things out to keep the fence from falling down, one such object being an old toilet.
Doug dragged the toilet toward him and suddenly jumped back in utter horror. He spotted the skull of a human head jutting out of the bowl!
“Oh no!” he thought to himself. “Don’t tell me Ted and his friends off’ed somebody.” He began to contemplate all the horrific ramifications to come.
Using a long-handled hoe to cautiously pull the toilet into greater view, Doug breathed a sigh of relief and then laughed. Turns out the scalp was part of a plastic monster’s head that Ted and I rigged up a couple of years ago for a Halloween haunted house prop.
Luckily Doug still hasn’t encountered the accompanying fake body limbs of the monster stuffed in a bag in the shed. Unless he reads this blog, I can’t wait until the day he flips out again when he comes across that bag.
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