I've spent two years in prison relaying stories sent by letters to a blogger about my crimes, arrests, and life in four Florida prisons, the Pinellas County Jail, juvenile detention and drug rehab. I'm sending a message to others not to make the same mistakes I did.


Wednesday, June 30, 2010

My first job at work release

My first job since I arrived at the Largo Residential Re-entry Center was in telemarketing. At this job, about 100 people worked in one big room and an automatic dialing system dialed potential customers in various states.

Telemarketing is a job spent dealing with endless voice mail messages and answering machines (which are seldom returned), being told the decision maker isn’t there that day, getting hung-up on, disconnected numbers and angry hang-ups.

Even when you finally speak to a live person, you have to get past secretaries and then haggle with a decision maker who already has a resistence to phone sellers. After all, what busy person wants to fight with yet another telemarketer on the phone promising to save him money?

I was crammed into a half-booth – calling it a cubicle would be too generous – at a small desk that didn’t really offer any privacy from the other telemarketers sitting around me. I put up with the laughter, cackle and screeching in the background as I tried to read a script without sounding like I was reading it.

And a telephone headset? Forget it. Try holding a phone up to your ear for eight hours a day, five days a week.

Some of the CSRs (customer service reps) do well in this environment and don’t become overwhelmed by the constant rejection. On the other hand, it stressed me out tremendously and I’m not sure learning to become numb to it is a good thing.

Many of those I called complained of repetitive calls from our company, sometimes two or more on the same day. One man told me he’d been called nine times in two weeks. The online computer system allows you to categorize each call (no answer, hung up, fax line, disconnected, etc…) but obviously some CSRs failed to take the time to do this in order to more quickly get to the next call. It results in significant time waste for others later calling.

Training was strange because the trainer said nothing about pay. Not even when payday was, the commission levels, nothing. You only know how much you’re paid for each week when you get your paycheck.

Some of the trainers would get on the phone and call some of us CSRs – pretending that they were customers that were going to sign up. Then they’d die laughing after they revealed that it was a joke. Not too funny when you maybe get to talk to only four or five live people in one day.

One supervisor said to tell people as little as possible and try to get an order without even quoting the price. I overheard a very successful salesman giving the impression to the person he was calling that “it’s my job to show you the savings plan” and that he was “required” to wait on hold while he or she got their last gas bill; he added that he’s paid hourly rather than on commission so he didn’t mind waiting. Of course this is false – most telemarketers are strictly on commission. I hate the fact that a lot of telemarketers often lie to get a sale.

While I now have a new telemarketing job, it’s a much different environment. There’s only a few of us working, the script is much simpler and everyone working there is like a family.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Home pass

On May 24th, I submitted paperwork so Ted could get his first home pass.

During home visits, inmates have to remain at home near a telephone land-line, so the work release center authorities can check up on them.

Inmates can get a home pass once a week (presumably on weekends, since they have jobs). The first visit home lasts four hours. The second visit lasts six hours and every visit thereafter is eight hours.

On the home pass, inmates are forbidden to consume alcohol or drugs. Someone has to personally take responsibility for the inmate and provide proof of car insurance, car registration, a copy of his or her driver’s license, two passport photos and a copy of a home phone bill. This approved person drives them from the Center to home and back again within the allotted time period. The inmate has to call in to the Center as soon as they arrive home.

I called Ted’s classification officer – who works out of the St. Pete C.I. – last week to find out the status of my home pass application. She said she received it from the work center on June 1st and it takes 4 – 6 weeks to process. A background check needs to be completed. Never mind that I already went through a background check in order to be able to visit Ted in the other four prisons. The warden, classification officer and work release center all have to approve another background check.

So I guess Ted won’t be coming home for the 4th of July after all. By the time the home visit is approved, he will have less than one month of time to go.

Talented people

One thing I’ve noticed about being in prison is that there is so much wasted talent. Some people write some of the best poems I’ve ever heard and others can take apart anything with an electric motor and make tattoo guns. I keep thinking that if inmates actually used their skills for good things, there would be a whole lot less people in prison.

Of course there are people like me, too, that had to go to prison to discover their strengths. Even though I always knew I could write pretty well, if I hadn’t gone to prison, I would have never used my writing to help people. Honestly, I probably would have never written anything at all.

So I guess even though it was hard, in some ways I’m grateful I discovered my talent. It is sad though. Nobody should have to go to prison to find out that they are good at something.

Monday, June 28, 2010

A happy birthday

Well yesterday (June 13th) was my birthday and even though I literally laid down ALL day, it was still a good day. It was a very relaxed day. I wasn’t worried about anything, I didn’t talk to many people, and I finished a pretty good book. I just can’t believe it was actually a good day.

I always used to go out and do stuff for my birthday – like go to a movie or something, but this year I was actually happy lying in bed. The only time I got up was to go eat. I didn’t even watch any of the movies that they played that day.

So all I did was read my book and eat. What really surprised me was that my room was pretty quiet. That doesn’t happen often. I just wish I could find that happiness more like I did yesterday.

(It's so loud in my room right now, it's hard to concentrate.)

Mom and Dad also visited Ted on his birthday for an hour or so sitting in the 98° hot sun in the visitation area outside.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Celebrities who've been in jail









Pictured above: 50 Cent, Al Pacino, Frank Sinatra, Hugh Grant, Johnny Cash, Lindsey Lohan, Macaulay Culkin, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, Nick Nolte, Paris Hilton, Rush Limbaugh, Ryan O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Vince Vaughn, Yasmine Bleeth

For even more celebrity mugshots, click here.
Celebrities arrested for drug possession

50 Cent
Al Pacino
Amy Winehouse
Andre the Giant
Andy Dick
Anna Nicole Smith
Anthony Anderson
Axl Rose
Bobby Brown
Brad Renfro
Carmen Electra
Charlie Sheen
Christian Bale
David Crosby
Dennis Hopper
Dennis Rodman
Edward Furlong (kid in "Terminator 2")
Emimen
Frank Sinatra
Gary Dourden (Warrick Brown on CSI)
Glen Campbell
Haley Joel Osment (The 6th Sense, A.I.)
Heather Locklear
Heidi Fleiss
Hugh Grant
James Brown*
James Frey
Jane Fonda
Jennifer Lopez
Jim Morrison
Johnny Cash
Jose Canseco
Josh Brolin
Keanu Reeves
Keith Richards
Kid Rock
Kiefer Sutherland
Larry King
Leif Garrett
Lindsey Lohan
Macaulay Culkin
Matthew Mcconaughy
Matt Dillon
Mel Gibson
Michael Jackson
Michelle Rodriguez
Mick Jagger
Mickey Rourke
Mischa Barton
Nick Nolte
Nicole Richie
Ozzy Osbourne
Paris Hilton
Paul Reubens (aka "Pee Wee Herman")
R Kelly
Robert Downey Jr.
Ron White
Ryan O’Neal
Rush Limbaugh
Shia LeBouf
Sid Vicious
Snoop Dogg
Steve McQueen
Ted Nugent
Tim Allen
Tom Sizemore
Tommy Lee
Tupac Shakur
Vince Vaughn
Yasmin Bleeth
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Celebrities who've been in prison


Sophia Loren, actress; 1982 - served 18 days in Italy for tax evasion charges
Li'l Kim, rapper, songwriter, actress; 2005-2006 – charged with conspiracy and perjury
Martha Stewart, television and magazine personality; September 2004-March 2005 – charged with fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy
Robert Downey Jr., actor; 1997,1999 – drug charges and violating probation
Mike Tyson, boxer; 1992-1995 – charged with rape
Lil Wayne, rapper; 2010 – drug charges and misconduct involving weapons
Gary Glitter, rock and pop singer; 1999, 2006-2007 – charged with possession of child pornography, engaging in sex with a minor, rape of two under-aged girls
Christian Slater, actor; 1997 – charged with three counts of assault with a deadly weapon and one count of battery
Kelsey Grammar, actor; 1988 – charged with drunk driving and cocaine possession
Joe Francis, founder of Mantra Films which produces Girls Gone Wild; April 1997 – sentenced to 35 days for contempt of court

Read more here.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Prisoner statistics by country

The following statistics from NationMasters.com show how many prisoners are incarcerated in various countries. View the prisoner statistics page here. For prisoners per capita by country, click here. For more crime statistics, click here.

Crime Statistics: Prisoners by country (Showing latest available data.)

Rank Countries Amount

# 1 United States: 2,019,234 prisoners
# 2 China: 1,549,000 prisoners
# 3 Russia: 846,967 prisoners
# 4 India: 313,635 prisoners
# 5 Brazil: 308,304 prisoners
# 6 Thailand: 213,815 prisoners
# 7 Ukraine: 198,386 prisoners
# 8 South Africa: 181,944 prisoners
# 9 Mexico: 172,888 prisoners
# 10 Iran: 163,526 prisoners
# 11 Rwanda: 112,000 prisoners
# 12 Pakistan: 87,000 prisoners
# 13 Indonesia: 84,357 prisoners
# 14 Poland: 80,467 prisoners
# 15 United Kingdom: 78,753 prisoners
# 16 Germany: 74,904 prisoners
# 17 Bangladesh: 74,170 prisoners
# 18 Philippines: 70,383 prisoners
# 19 Japan: 69,502 prisoners
# 20 Turkey: 64,051 prisoners
# 21 Egypt: 61,845 prisoners
# 22 Spain: 59,251 prisoners
# 23 Korea, South: 58,564 prisoners
# 24 Kazakhstan: 58,300 prisoners
# 25 France: 56,957 prisoners
# 26 Taiwan: 56,225 prisoners
# 27 Italy: 55,670 prisoners
# 28 Vietnam: 55,000 prisoners
# 29 Morocco: 54,351 prisoners
# 30 Colombia: 54,034 prisoners
# 31 Belarus: 51,238 prisoners
# 32 Romania: 48,075 prisoners
# 33 Uzbekistan: 48,000 prisoners
# 34 Argentina: 44,969 prisoners
# 35 Tanzania: 43,244 prisoners
# 36 Nigeria: 40,447 prisoners
# 37 Malaysia: 39,258 prisoners
# 38 Chile: 36,636 prisoners
# 39 Canada: 35,519 prisoners
# 40 Kenya: 35,278 prisoners
# 41 Algeria: 34,243 prisoners
# 42 Burma: 32,797 prisoners
# 43 Saudi Arabia: 28,612 prisoners
# 44 Peru: 27,417 prisoners
# 45 Tunisia: 23,165 prisoners
# 46 Australia: 22,492 prisoners
# 47 Madagascar: 20,109 prisoners
# 48 Cameroon: 20,000 prisoners
# 49 Sri Lanka: 19,974 prisoners
# 50 Kyrgyzstan: 19,500 prisoners
# 51 Venezuela: 19,255 prisoners
# 52 Azerbaijan: 19,136 prisoners
# 53 Czech Republic: 18,669 prisoners
# 54 Hungary: 17,862 prisoners
# 55 Netherlands: 16,930 prisoners
# 56 Singapore: 16,310 prisoners
= 57 Yemen: 14,000 prisoners
= 57 Syria: 14,000 prisoners
# 59 Portugal: 13,918 prisoners
# 60 Dominican Republic: 13,836 prisoners
# 61 Zambia: 13,173 prisoners
# 62 Honduras: 11,502 prisoners
# 63 Lithuania: 11,070 prisoners
# 64 El Salvador: 11,055 prisoners
# 65 Israel: 11,027 prisoners
# 66 Ghana: 10,992 prisoners
# 67 Moldova: 10,903 prisoners
# 68 Panama: 10,350 prisoners
# 69 Bulgaria: 9,918 prisoners
# 70 Libya: 9,763 prisoners
# 71 Greece: 8,841 prisoners
# 72 Mozambique: 8,812 prisoners
# 73 Burundi: 8,647 prisoners
# 74 Belgium: 8,605 prisoners
# 75 Malawi: 8,566 prisoners
# 76 Costa Rica: 8,526 prisoners
# 77 Latvia: 8,483 prisoners
# 78 Bolivia: 8,315 prisoners
# 79 Guatemala: 8,307 prisoners
# 80 Ecuador: 8,274 prisoners
# 81 Austria: 8,114 prisoners
# 82 Mongolia: 7,871 prisoners
# 83 Slovakia: 7,758 prisoners
# 84 Nicaragua: 7,198 prisoners
# 85 Nepal: 7,132 prisoners
# 86 Uruguay: 7,100 prisoners
# 87 Georgia: 6,406 prisoners
# 88 Cambodia: 6,346 prisoners
# 89 Angola: 6,008 prisoners
# 90 New Zealand: 5,968 prisoners
# 91 Sweden: 5,920 prisoners
# 92 Botswana: 5,890 prisoners
# 93 Jordan: 5,589 prisoners
# 94 Lebanon: 5,535 prisoners
# 95 Senegal: 5,360 prisoners
# 96 Switzerland: 4,982 prisoners
# 97 Benin: 4,961 prisoners
# 98 Namibia: 4,814 prisoners
# 99 Trinidad and Tobago: 4,794 prisoners
# 100 Jamaica: 4,744 prisoners
# 101 Estonia: 4,571 prisoners
# 102 Central African Republic: 4,168 prisoners
# 103 Haiti: 4,152 prisoners
# 104 Paraguay: 4,088 prisoners
# 105 Mali: 4,040 prisoners
# 106 Chad: 3,883 prisoners
# 107 Denmark: 3,435 prisoners
# 108 Finland: 3,433 prisoners
# 109 Papua New Guinea: 3,302 prisoners
# 110 Swaziland: 3,245 prisoners
# 111 Guinea: 3,070 prisoners
# 112 Lesotho: 3,000 prisoners
# 113 Kuwait: 2,946 prisoners
# 114 Norway: 2,914 prisoners
# 115 Armenia: 2,866 prisoners
# 116 Burkina Faso: 2,800 prisoners
# 117 Croatia: 2,611 prisoners
# 118 Mauritius: 2,565 prisoners
# 119 Togo: 2,043 prisoners
# 120 Suriname: 1,933 prisoners
# 121 Albania: 1,532 prisoners
# 122 Guyana: 1,507 prisoners
# 123 Oman: 1,403 prisoners
# 124 Mauritania: 1,354 prisoners
# 125 Bahamas, The: 1,280 prisoners
# 126 Cyprus: 1,254 prisoners
# 127 Slovenia: 1,099 prisoners
# 128 Belize: 1,097 prisoners
# 129 Barbados: 992 prisoners
# 130 Fiji: 982 prisoners
# 131 Congo, Democratic Republic of the: 918 prisoners
# 132 Bahrain: 911 prisoners
# 133 Qatar: 570 prisoners
# 134 Gambia, The: 450 prisoners
# 135 Djibouti: 384 prisoners
# 136 Saint Lucia: 365 prisoners
# 137 Luxembourg: 341 prisoners
# 138 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines: 302 prisoners
# 139 Dominica: 298 prisoners
# 140 Grenada: 297 prisoners
# 141 Malta: 283 prisoners
# 142 Antigua and Barbuda: 186 prisoners
# 143 Seychelles: 157 prisoners
# 144 Saint Kitts and Nevis: 135 prisoners
# 145 Solomon Islands: 134 prisoners
# 146 Sao Tome and Principe: 130 prisoners
# 147 Tonga: 113 prisoners
# 148 Iceland: 104 prisoners
# 149 Palau: 103 prisoners
# 150 Vanuatu: 93 prisoners
# 151 Andorra: 61 prisoners
# 152 Kiribati: 55 prisoners
# 153 Micronesia, Federated States of: 39 prisoners
# 154 Marshall Islands: 23 prisoners
# 155 Liechtenstein: 18 prisoners
# 156 Monaco: 13 prisoners
= 157 Nauru: 6 prisoners
= 157 Tuvalu: 6 prisoners
= 159 Tajikistan: 0 prisoners
= 159 Comoros: 0 prisoners
= 159 Cuba: 0 prisoners
= 159 Uganda: 0 prisoners
= 159 Ethiopia: 0 prisoners
= 159 United Arab Emirates: 0 prisoners
= 159 Niger: 0 prisoners
= 159 Turkmenistan: 0 prisoners
= 159 Sudan: 0 prisoners
= 159 Zimbabwe: 0 prisoners

Total: 8,570,051 prisoners

Weighted average: 51,012.2 prisoners

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Right on time

Because I was sick, I missed out on three days of looking for a job which left me with only two days left to look.

I must have called 1,000 places, but finally on my very last day, my case manager’s assistant told me about this really small telemarketing place. He told me he called them already and that they were waiting for me to come down there. So I got a one-day extension and went down there the next day.

It was like it was meant to be. They hired me on the spot.

Everyone who works there seems to be part of one big family. They all seem so nice. It also seems a lot easier because they have a much simpler script, so hopefully I’ll do a lot better there.

Ted had six sales on his second day.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sick days

The day after I got fired from my job, I was sooo sick. I couldn’t even get up out of bed. My whole body was sore, I had a fever, a runny nose, and I was coughing up green stuff. I was sick for three days straight.

What’s worse is I needed to be out looking for a job during those three days. So I only really had two days to look for a job.

I got sick at the worst time and right before my birthday.

My case manager didn’t believe I was sick and she yelled at me for being lazy. It took everything I had not to yell back. I held it in though and just did what she wanted me to do not matter how I felt.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Terminated

Last Thursday night (June 10th), I went into work and within three minutes of being there, I got fired for low production. Okay, so I wasn’t the best, but I didn’t see that coming.

What made that night worse is I could feel my muscles and my throat were sore, so I knew I was getting sick. I wish they would’ve called me here at the Center instead of having me ride an hour and a half there [on the bus] to tell me I’m fired and another hour and a half back.

I have only five days to find a job. I just hope I can find one.

If a work release resident is terminated from his job, they have five days to find a new job before they are sent back to prison. Ted was very sick for three of those five days and his female case manager screamed at him repeatedly that she was sending him back to prison. Luckily, the case manager’s assistant helped Ted tremendously and found him new employment quickly. Ted started the new job on June 14th and likes it much better. Ted’s female case manager was fired on Friday, June 18th for unknown reasons.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Ghost town

There are about 280 people here at the work release center. It’s supposed to be one of the biggest work release centers in Florida. Who knows if that’s true or not? Anyway, it holds just as many people as Lancaster work camp.

During the day, the compound is like a ghost town almost. Most of the inmates here are at work, so there really isn’t anybody to play cards with. The only people here are busy looking for jobs. I try to sleep most of the mornings away, but I can only ever sleep until 10 a.m. at the latest. Currently, I’m looking for a job during the day. I need the money and it will make the time go by faster.

While I was in prison, I kept busy while I worked in the kitchen, but here I don’t have anything to do until 2:50 p.m. when I leave for work. All morning and early afternoon, all I have to do is read. It gets so boring.

This entry was written two weeks ago. Since that time, Ted was terminated from his evening job for not making enough sales. He has since gotten another full-time job which he'll write about soon. The authorities at the Center did not let him apply at Val-Pak, as one reader recommended. They said Val-Pak would not hire work release residents.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Wasted years

Two years of my life gone…and for what? A couple hundred dollars. I could’ve made that in a week working a decent job. I was too hard-headed for that though. I just wanted quick money and I didn’t care how I got it.

I’ve robbed people, broke into houses, sold drugs and sold my stuff. I loved money, but I loved to get high and have a good time more. It’s been that way since the first time I ever smoked weed. Sure I’ve had a lot of fun, but when I think back to all the people I’ve hurt, it just wasn’t worth it. It only took me seven years to realize it.

I could never repay all the money I’ve stolen. I put myself where I am today.

Hopefully, the people I hurt can forgive me, but I know there is no reason why they should and I wouldn’t hold it against them if they didn’t. All I can do is continue what I’m doing and hopefully inspire others before they make the same mistakes I did.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Peer pressure

If anyone has ever worked at telemarketing then you know that a lot of people there like to get high. So far I haven’t seen much of it at my job, but it is around and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t seen people smoking weed.

I didn’t realize it while I was in prison, but now that I’m out, it seems to be calling my name. Before I continue, let me say this – “Nothing is worth going back to prison. NOTHING!” I haven’t touched pot or any other drugs since I’ve been out, but the temptation is always there.

I feel like I’ve come so far and my worst fear is getting out and messing up everything I’ve worked for. I just keep telling myself that if I can stay clean in prison and work release, I can do it when I get out too.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Turning 21

Every teenager dreams about the day when he or she turns 21. I wasn’t any different, but somehow all through my teenage years, I knew I would either be in jail or prison. I was always so sure about it that I didn’t even look forward to it. I can’t even explain how I knew it either – I just did.

Well in five days, I turn 21, but instead of being about to drink or even be with my family, I’m stuck here at work release. It’s not a surprise to me because of the life I was living, but it’s still depressing. I don’t even care that I can’t drink. I’ve never been a big drinker in the first place, but how many people have you heard say that they were a convicted felon before they turned 21?

Sometimes I feel life my life is over before it even started. Of course I know that’s not true, but there are people my age that it would be true for. I’ve met people in prison that haven’t seen the street in 30 – 40 years! That could have easily been me.

So this year, instead of celebrating my 21st birthday, I will celebrate my release from prison and a new start for a new life. Sober.  :-)

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Sick at the Largo Residential Reentry Center

Ted fell very ill on Thursday. He called yesterday and told me that he had begged several times to be taken to the hospital or a doctor. Each time, he was told by a staff member, “Leave me alone. I’m busy.”

Ted was unable to get out of bed and was throwing up repeatedly. He alternated between sweating and the chills. He was unable to eat and his nose was running. He also discovered a large bump on his skin.

Ted had previously told me a few months ago that the inmates at Lancaster would be getting swine flu vaccinations. I asked him if he had ever received one and he said no. Several of his symptoms were similar to the swine flu.

I called the Largo Residential Reentry Center and was disconnected four times. I was transferred to several individuals and kept repeating that Ted needed to get medical attention. Finally I left my number and told them I would be calling the Florida Department of Corrections in Tallahassee.

Within five minutes, I received a call back. I reiterated that Ted needed medical attention and had been told to ‘shut up and go away’. The person I spoke with said it sounded as if Ted needed to be transferred back to prison. I immediately got upset because it sounded as if he was being punished for being so ill. She told me that I had misunderstood and if he was that sick, he would be transferred to Zephyrhills C.I. where a doctor would look at him immediately. I asked if he would return to the Largo Center and she said it would be up to the doctor.

Several hours later, I called back to check on Ted. I spoke to the same woman and she told me two times that Ted did not have the flu.

They got Ted out of bed and put him on the phone. Ted told me that he had been taken to a walk-in clinic. I asked him how they determined he did not have the flu. Did they take blood samples? He said, no, they just took his vital signs and he did have a temperature. They had told him at the clinic he had a virus. (Note to staff: "The flu" is a virus.) Without a blood test, it’s impossible to determine if he has the swine flu. He was also instructed to return to the clinic to get a test of the bump on his skin.

Ted is feeling just a bit better today. The Center is charging Ted $70 for the clinic visit to be paid out of his earnings.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Van rides

Now that I work on the night shift, I can’t take the city bus on my way back from work because the last bus comes at 7:30 p.m. I don’t get off of work until 9 p.m., so that means I have to wait around for the van from the work release center to come pick us up. Sometimes they pick us up on time, but most of the time, we have to wait.

I’ve only been taking the van for about a week, but people have said that they’ve waited until 1 a.m. for the van to come. The longest I’ve ever had to wait was about an hour. Once I get off work, I just want to go back and go to sleep, but I have to wait on the van. Once it comes, we normally have to pick up more people all over Pinellas and Hillsborough County. My second evening on the night shift, I didn’t get back to the Center until 11:40 p.m.

Ted eats lunch around noon at the Center before he takes the 2:50 p.m. bus to work. He is not given a bag lunch for dinner, so does not get to eat until he returns to the Center in the evening.

Ted continues his search for a second job in Pinellas County. One reader left a comment about a possible job prospect and Ted will be calling that business tomorrow. Thanks for posting it!